12:34 p.m., Wednesday, 22 July 2015
[Laughs]
This made me question my relationship status...
... so did this...
[Laughs even harder]
Ah, but this... this almost made me question my sexuality:
I could always kill off my tomboyish persona -- you know, make it all grim and bloody like the scariest horror films -- just to make sure she's actually dead... then get well-acquainted with makeup, skirts and handbags, saunter around in stilettos everyday to show off my incredible mommy-'long'-legs while I reaffirm my sexuality. Oh! then there's making a press release each time I find someone new...
But I'll pass.
Ain't no one more comfy, happy and liberated than a single, sexually deprived female in sneakers, hoodies and jeans (don't forget; with the alleged lesbianism).
The right relationship will just have to find me when the clock strikes 'yes'.
- Trace
[Laughs]
This made me question my relationship status...
[Laughs even harder]
Ah, but this... this almost made me question my sexuality:
 |
| More than eight years of knowing each other and it's still a mystery... |
I could always kill off my tomboyish persona -- you know, make it all grim and bloody like the scariest horror films -- just to make sure she's actually dead... then get well-acquainted with makeup, skirts and handbags, saunter around in stilettos everyday to show off my incredible mommy-'long'-legs while I reaffirm my sexuality. Oh! then there's making a press release each time I find someone new...
But I'll pass.
Ain't no one more comfy, happy and liberated than a single, sexually deprived female in sneakers, hoodies and jeans (don't forget; with the alleged lesbianism).
The right relationship will just have to find me when the clock strikes 'yes'.
- Trace
No comments:
Post a Comment